Earlier this month, a middle school student in Highland went to the nurse’s office and asked if they would put Vaseline on his arm.
It was reported that when the nurse looked at the boy’s limb, she saw his name tattooed across his forearm in large letters.
Officers reportedly faced quite a challenge while trying to catch a slippery suspect who was allegedly naked, covered in Vaseline, and causing a scene in a Florida mall.
On Tuesday afternoon, the authorities were called to a mall in Southern Florida when a man was allegedly seen by patrons as he ran around, shiny and in the nude, yelling about his belief that Elizabeth Warren was trying to take all of his money through taxation.
Local officers dispatched to the shopping center and spotted the suspect, but when they tried to detain him they reportedly spent the next 45-minutes trying to get their hands on the man, who had allegedly covered his body with a liberal amount of Vaseline.
The Orange County Criminal Lawyer Blog