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Published on: September 22, 2024

Man Stabbed with Butter Knife Over Kitchen Mess

A Georgia man was allegedly stabbed with a butter knife by an individual who was reportedly angry about a mess in the kitchen.

Late in the afternoon on September 15, a man noticed peanut butter and jelly was on the counter in his DeKalb residence and began yelling at the person he believed was responsible. Things began to escalate when he told the man he needed to pick up after himself. A woman was present and tried to calm things down by standing in between the pair, but she was unsuccessful.

According to reports, the man complaining about the mess got ahold of a butter knife and was able to stab the other man with it, and the alleged victim started hitting the man. The woman got the suspect to leave the house, and she took the alleged victim to Northwestern Medicine Kishwaukee Hospital for treatment of his injuries.

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Published on: April 28, 2024

Restaurant Cook Put Genitals in Food for Sexual Pleasure

by Staycie R. Sena

A man in Texas who worked as a cook in a restaurant was allegedly caught sticking his genitals in food items, which reportedly led to the police finding his stash of child pornography.

At the beginning of April, the manager at Kulture Restaurant in Houston notified the authorities about one of their employees tainting the food. They reported that they had video of it, and a deputy from the Harris County Sheriff’s Department went to the location to investigate.

The manager presented the deputy with the video, and the deputy reportedly confirmed that it appeared as if the cook put his penis in the food. According to reports, when he was asked about it, the man said he used the jelly to satisfy his sexual urges. He also reportedly said he believes he needs help. The restaurant closed, and all the food was thrown in the garbage.

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Published on: December 16, 2018

Maple Syrup Masturbator Violated Protective Order

by Staycie R. Sena

A man who is facing charges for voyeurism after masturbating with sweet, sticky condiments in front of a woman has been accused of breaching the terms of the protective order that the alleged victim had put in place.

On November 24, a now married woman who had reconnected with her ex-boyfriend from two decades ago was reportedly supporting the man in a friendship capacity by helping him with outdoor projects after he had recently relocated to a new apartment.

While she was moving piles of wood outside she went to find out where the man, 52-year-old Robert Somley, had disappeared to because he was not helping her with the task. When she walked into the apartment she said he was watching porn on the internet without any clothing on and he told her he needed to pleasure himself sexually.

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