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Published on: May 15, 2025

Woman Arrested for Shoving Nachos Down Wife’s Pants

A Florida woman was recently legally ordered not to go back to her home after she allegedly crammed nachos down her wife’s pants during a domestic dispute.

Early in the morning on March 3, an officer from the Port St. Lucie Police Department went to a local residence after the authorities were notified by someone asking them to check on her friend. The caller said she had been talking to her on the phone when she thought she heard the woman’s wife becoming physically violent, and she wanted to make sure everything was okay.

According to the arrest affidavit, both individuals were home when he arrived, but each provided the officer with a different account of what happened. The 39-year-old woman who answered the door reportedly told him that her 40-year-old wife was intoxicated and became angry. She alleged that her spouse “made several holes in the wall,” but assured the officer that the fight did not become physical.

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Published on: March 26, 2023

Wife Smacked in Face with Pizza During Argument

by Staycie R. Sena

While a woman and her husband were in the middle of an argument, he allegedly smacked her across the face with a slice of pizza causing the police to go to the home.

On March 13, a 39-year-old Florida man and his wife were in their residence. The couple had a pizza in the kitchen, and they were having an argument regarding their son.

The dispute continued escalating, and the man allegedly became physically aggressive.

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Published on: February 3, 2021

Man Pulled Gun During Meltdown Over Missing Cheese

by Staycie R. Sena

The patron of a New Mexico McDonald’s allegedly pointed a pistol at a drive-thru employee when he was reportedly dissatisfied with his incorrect order.

25-year-old Estevan Gonzalez reportedly frequents a McDonald’s in Albuquerque, and the man has a good rapport with the workers in the establishment.

On January 7, Gonzalez reportedly paid a visit to the fast food joint and placed an order that included a cheeseburger. He and the worker, who were familiar with each other from Gonzalez’s prior patronage, exchanged pleasantries during the interaction.

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