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A Florida man was caught with his pants down while he defecated upon the dead body of an opossum in the middle of rush hour traffic.

According to reports, just before 5:30 PM on November 15, an officer from the Clearwater Police Department was on duty and driving down a busy street, where there were many cars backed up during the rush hour.

It was reported that a man, who was also allegedly backed up, was walking on the road when he came across an opossum that had been run over by a vehicle. He reportedly pulled down his pants and exposed himself from the waist down, leaving himself visible to the traffic in the area. The officer spotted the person, and they reported that he was squatting with the dead opossum underneath him when he began to poop on the carcass.

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A Florida man was arrested after being accused of stealing nearly $200 worth of merchandise from a Target store and allegedly had a sex toy fall out of his pants while talking to the police.

Just after 5:00 PM on June 19, a man from Palm Coast reportedly visited a local Target store to pick up a few personal items.

When the man went to self-checkout to ring up and pay for the merchandise, someone from the loss prevention department reportedly noticed him scanning the wrong price tags to score a lower price on his goods. He also allegedly wrapped items that were not paid for in other things to try to conceal them. The alleged thief walked out of Target with the products, and the authorities were notified.

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A woman outside a Pennsylvania Borough Hall who was reportedly discovered nude from the waist down allegedly told the authorities that she had nothing to wear after snakes ate her pants. 

Gloria Harpel, 35, lives in Lansdale, Pennsylvania. 

It was reported that the woman has had several prior interactions with local law enforcement. 

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A man with a criminal history was allegedly found with drugs in the pants he was wearing, and he claimed that they belonged to a man who is significantly shorter than himself. 

37-year-old Brandon Cihak resides in Minnesota, and he is an ex-convict on probation. 

Late in the morning on January 5, Cihak was reportedly driving a Ford F-150 in Mankato with a person sitting in the passenger’s seat. 

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When police felt an object asserted to be a pistol in a suspect’s pants, the Florida man reportedly said the protrusion was his penis.

20-year-old Michael Phillips is a pool guard who resides in St. Petersburg.

Just before 9:30 pm on March 6, Phillips was reportedly the passenger in a vehicle driven by 19-year-old Kyleigh Bartley. The car in which the pair were traveling was allegedly stolen.

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A man who said he did not have any drugs on him was taken into custody after two baggies of what was purported to be “Molly” allegedly dropped from his pants while he was standing in front of law enforcement agents.

In the evening on December 22, 44-year-old Travis Bernard Holton was reportedly driving his Ford Fusion down U.S. Highway 1 in Grassy Key, Florida.

A deputy with the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office was driving near Holton’s car when they reportedly noticed that the vehicle’s license plate was not properly illuminated.

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A man who was supposed to be wearing an ankle monitor, in addition to pants, was arrested when he allegedly took off the device and tried to get into the home of a couple by using their doggy door.

An 83-year-old man and his wife have shared their Fairfield, California home for over two decades.

On January 8, the homeowner went into his garage while his wife was inside the house. While looking out the window the woman reportedly saw a man in the yard, and he allegedly pulled down his pants and showed her his behind.

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While a woman was shopping with her 12-year-old in a Walmart store, a man allegedly masturbated in view of the child and completed his act upon the woman’s pants.

On the evening of December 13, a woman and her son were perusing the toy aisle in a Winter Haven, Florida, Walmart when her child began actively trying to get her attention.

When his mother asked him what was wrong the boy reportedly told her that he saw a man walk up behind her with his privates exposed. The child explained that the man was touching himself inappropriately. As a result, the man had, according to the affidavit, “ejaculated seminal fluid” onto her pants without her awareness and while the boy watched.

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An alleged thief was apprehended for wasting an expensive cut of beef by placing it inside of his pants in a purported attempt to take it without paying.

On the morning of April 20, 40-year-old Eric Worden was reportedly inside of a Publix grocery store when one of the workers in the establishment said that they saw the man sticking a large package of meat in his pants.

When the manager of the store was told about what was allegedly witnessed, he went up to Worden and reportedly saw a disproportionate bulge in the man’s crotch area. The manager told Worden that he suspected there were stolen goods in his clothes, to which Worden allegedly responded by ditching a rib roast and then the location.

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A woman in her 60’s who was declined while allegedly trying to attain the attention of a waiter noticeably younger than her was arrested for her bold and allegedly unwelcome behavior.

64-year-old Marrian Ann Zambrano lives in The Villages retirement community in Florida.

On Christmas Eve, Zambrano reportedly ventured out and enjoyed some libations at the nearby RJ Gator’s waterfront bar and grill.

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