The manager of a Pennsylvania Chipotle restaurant is facing charges after allegedly touching himself inappropriately in the establishment while sitting at a dining table with two women. According to reports, on March 1, a manager of a Chipotle in Camp Hill invited a former coworker to the restaurant to hang…
When a Florida man called for emergency assistance, he allegedly groped himself and one of the medical technicians while they administered treatment as he was being taken to a local hospital. On March 14, a man in Naples was at his residence when he began feeling unwell. He noticed an…
A Florida man was arrested after a youngster reported to an official at her church that he got her to come into his home by saying her lost dog was there and then allegedly sexually touched her. In August 2022, a now-11-year-old girl in Southern Florida reportedly purchased a puppy…
A Florida man was caught with his pants down while he defecated upon the dead body of an opossum in the middle of rush hour traffic. According to reports, just before 5:30 PM on November 15, an officer from the Clearwater Police Department was on duty and driving down a…
A Florida man was arrested after being accused of stealing nearly $200 worth of merchandise from a Target store and allegedly had a sex toy fall out of his pants while talking to the police. Just after 5:00 PM on June 19, a man from Palm Coast reportedly visited a…
A woman outside a Pennsylvania Borough Hall who was reportedly discovered nude from the waist down allegedly told the authorities that she had nothing to wear after snakes ate her pants. Gloria Harpel, 35, lives in Lansdale, Pennsylvania. It was reported that the woman has had several prior interactions with local…
A man with a criminal history was allegedly found with drugs in the pants he was wearing, and he claimed that they belonged to a man who is significantly shorter than himself. 37-year-old Brandon Cihak resides in Minnesota, and he is an ex-convict on probation. Late in the morning on…
When police felt an object asserted to be a pistol in a suspect’s pants, the Florida man reportedly said the protrusion was his penis. 20-year-old Michael Phillips is a pool guard who resides in St. Petersburg. Just before 9:30 pm on March 6, Phillips was reportedly the passenger in a…
A man who said he did not have any drugs on him was taken into custody after two baggies of what was purported to be “Molly” allegedly dropped from his pants while he was standing in front of law enforcement agents. In the evening on December 22, 44-year-old Travis Bernard…
A man who was supposed to be wearing an ankle monitor, in addition to pants, was arrested when he allegedly took off the device and tried to get into the home of a couple by using their doggy door. An 83-year-old man and his wife have shared their Fairfield, California…