Articles Tagged with poop

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A Florida man was caught with his pants down while he defecated upon the dead body of an opossum in the middle of rush hour traffic.

According to reports, just before 5:30 PM on November 15, an officer from the Clearwater Police Department was on duty and driving down a busy street, where there were many cars backed up during the rush hour.

It was reported that a man, who was also allegedly backed up, was walking on the road when he came across an opossum that had been run over by a vehicle. He reportedly pulled down his pants and exposed himself from the waist down, leaving himself visible to the traffic in the area. The officer spotted the person, and they reported that he was squatting with the dead opossum underneath him when he began to poop on the carcass.

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A man in Southwest Florida was arrested for allegedly burglarizing a yacht and pooping off the side of the vessel, leaving a pile of excrement on the dock.

Just before 5:30 AM on September 17, someone boarded a 40-foot yacht docked at the Laishley Park Marina in Punta Gorda without permission from the vessel’s owner, who was sleeping. While onboard, the person allegedly wandered around and rifled through the personal belongings on the boat. It was believed that some of the items might have been stolen.

The alleged victim looked at the surveillance camera footage, and they notified the authorities about the incident. They told the police that the video clearly shows a man rooting around their yacht, and then dropping trou before defecating on the dock next to the vessel.

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A Florida woman allegedly dumped a bucket of urine on her neighbor when she reportedly became aggravated by his chicken after it pooped on her back patio. 

57-year-old Christine Terman resides in St. Petersburg in the Palm Haven Mobile Home Park. 

Around 10:00 PM on May 8, Terman and her 59-year-old boyfriend, Kevin Avery, were hanging out at her home when she noticed that one of her neighbors’ chickens had left a pile of excrement on her back patio.  

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A man is facing a legal mess after he allegedly walked over to his neighbor’s home while in the nude and relieved his bowels on the table on their porch. 

54-year-old Kenneth Clark Carlyle lives in Clearwater, Florida. 

Late in the afternoon on March 4, Carlyle reportedly shed his clothes and walked over to his next-door neighbor’s house. 

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A woman’s hand was soiled when she grabbed a package in the freezer at a supermarket and made contact with excrement purported to be deposited there by another shopper.

On the evening of September 12, a mother and her children were shopping at Oklahoma City’s Crest Foods.

At the same time that the woman was collecting her desired groceries, and unbeknownst to the employees, a man was reportedly causing problems inside the store.

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When a woman was out for a stroll with her dog she allegedly became the target of an attack by a man with a water gun that he had filled with his own urine.

On Saturday evening, a dog owner was walking with her furry companion when she was allegedly met by a man wielding a water gun.

As the man walked up to her, she reported that he used the plastic piece to soak her in what she believed was his own urine.

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The authorities apprehended a suspect on Christmas Eve after the residents of a dwelling found a bag of feces that someone left burning on their doorstep.

Early Monday morning when it was discovered that something on the front porch of a residence was on fire the occupants notified the authorities after ensuring that everyone in the house was safe.

The fire department and local police arrived at the residence and reported that the source of the blaze was a bag of what was believed to be dog poop that had been ignited. All of the people and the home itself were said to have remained free of damage or injury from the mischief.

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