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Published on: January 28, 2020

Serial Parking Lot Pooper Caught With Her Pants Down

An Ashland woman was taken into custody after she was caught by the authorities while allegedly in the midst of relieving her bowels in front of an outdoor goods store, which she has been accused of doing on several occasions.

On October 30, the owner of Natick Outdoor Store said he spotted a pile of feces in his parking lot and dismissed it as a pre-Halloween gag.

Over time, the man reported that he continued to find heaps of human dung on his business property a minimum of nine times. His surveillance camera was said to have recorded footage of someone pulling into the lot and squatting before pulling away without cleaning up their mess.

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Published on: September 24, 2018

Produce Wiped on Bare Butt was Re-shelved for Purchase

by Staycie R. Sena

A Virginia man was allegedly spotted spoiling many pallets worth of fruit at a grocery store by rubbing them on his bare bottom.

A shopper at Giant Food in Manassas, Virginia, was in the produce section when they reportedly saw a man removing his pants and wiping pieces of fruit on his naked behind. The suspect then allegedly placed the items back on the shelf.

After learning of the alleged incident an employee of the grocery store placed a call to 911 for police assistance.

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Published on: May 29, 2018

Robot Assists Police in Domestic Assault Arrest

by Staycie R. Sena

On Saturday night while responding to a domestic assault report police were unable to locate the alleged suspect and they employed the help of a robot that helped them track him down so they could detain him.

A woman from Berlin Township had her boyfriend over to her home on Saturday night and the man arrived accompanied by his 62-year-old mother.

During his visit, the 48-year-old woman’s boyfriend was allegedly in possession of a handgun. Around 11:30 p.m. the man reportedly struck his girlfriend before departing her residence and using the weapon to fire shots at her vehicle. The man then wandered into the forested area surrounding the home.

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