During the process of booking a man, a technician taking his fingerprints alleged that he touched her buttocks in a sexual manner resulting in additional charges for the suspect. On April 17, 44-year-old Jack Dylan Evan was reportedly the patron of a bar called Down the Hatch. The owner of…
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Drunken Hankering for Eggroll Lead to Battery
A man who went to his girlfriend’s home while reportedly plastered was arrested for a domestic violence incident allegedly carried out due to his insatiable craving for eggrolls. On the evening of March 18, 44-year-old Keith Johnson had reportedly been inebriated when he decided that he had a hankering for…
Woman Allegedly Battered With Batter
A hospitable Hernando County woman who was cooking pancakes on her porch recently reported that a man assaulted her with the items that she was using to make the meal. On Friday night, a woman was preparing a batch of pancakes on her enclosed porch when she reported that she…
Wife Found Herself in a Pickle For Elder Abuse
When a husband and wife started to argue regarding participation in a community Pickleball clinic being offered the fight allegedly resulted in an eruption of physical violence. 61-year-old Lan Nguyen Augustus and her 67-year-old husband live in The Villages retirement community, and they have taken part in some of the…
Kids Punished With Suffocation and Hot Peppers
In response to child abuse allegations that the authorities have deemed “horrific,” a woman and her boyfriend are facing felony charges for the reportedly abominable chosen method of punishment believed to be used on two youths. 25-year-old Sabrina Irene Emerick has two boys, ages 5 and 7, with whom she…
Modern-Day Mrs. Robinson’s Advances Enticed the Police
A woman in her 60’s who was declined while allegedly trying to attain the attention of a waiter noticeably younger than her was arrested for her bold and allegedly unwelcome behavior. 64-year-old Marrian Ann Zambrano lives in The Villages retirement community in Florida. On Christmas Eve, Zambrano reportedly ventured out…
Domestic Dispute Led to Battery With Frozen Pork
A woman and her boyfriend got into an argument that allegedly cultivated in her throwing a frozen pork chop at him which left a cut on his face. 48-year-old Jennifer Brassard and her boyfriend have been together for approximately a year and they share a residence in Pasco County, Florida.…
Wife Seeking Comfort Battered With Taco Bell Burrito
When a man’s wife became upset and asked him to help her to feel better he allegedly responded to her request by offering her lunch in a manner that resulted in his arrest. Victor Fosser and his wife, both 49-years-old, were at their residence on Sunday when the woman became…
KFC Worker Accused of Chicken Battery
An employee of KFC allegedly had an unpleasant encounter with a drive-thru customer resulting in accusations that she threw food at the man out of frustration. 30-year-old Shade Simmons was working her shift at KFC when she had a drive-thru customer who watched through the window while she prepared his…
Suspect Assaulted Woman, Infant and Cops During Arrest
A Yale, Oklahoma, man is facing a host of charges after officers responding to a domestic violence call were met by a suspect who allegedly resisted arrest rather vehemently. On the evening of December 19, 25-year-old Justin Howard Wilson reportedly went home under the influence of alcohol, and his neighbors…