When a Florida man was being booked into the county jail for an unrelated offense, he was allegedly found with methamphetamine hidden in his foreskin. 30-year-old Shaft Bang Adams resides in Orlando, Florida. According to reports, the man has an extensive list of priors with more than 20 convictions for…
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Sauced Dad Struck Sick Daughter with Pizza
When the daughter of an allegedly intoxicated Florida man declined his offer to share pizza, he reportedly threw a slice of the pie in her face. 41-year-old Tyler Worden resides in Vero Beach, Florida. His 20-year-old daughter lives in the same town, but she has her own residence. On the afternoon…
Florida Man Arrested for Violently Defending Tom Brady
A man with a purportedly passionate preference for Tom Brady allegedly attacked three people during a fight about the football star. 33-year-old Brian Paulter and his 34-year-old wife reside in St. Petersburg, Florida. On Mother’s day, Paulter reportedly spent the day drinking with his friends. Around 9:00 pm, Paulter and…
Suspect Tried to Bring Narcotics into Jail in Prosthetic Leg
The authorities allegedly found drugs in a man’s prosthetic leg as he was being processed into the jail for narcotics possession. 33-year-old Keith Adams resides in Largo, Florida. Around 5:00 am on April 24, Adams was reportedly the passenger in a vehicle traveling around the local area. Deputies with the…
Man Trying to Murder Ex Shouted “I Love You” During Arrest
A Florida man accused of attempting to murder his ex-girlfriend with a gun reportedly yelled out declarations of love while being detained by deputies. 39-year-old Aaron James Thayer reportedly works in Connecticut since 2002, but he had a long-term relationship with a woman in Flagler County, Florida. The pair first…
Suspect told Cops Gun Bulge in Pants was his Penis
When police felt an object asserted to be a pistol in a suspect’s pants, the Florida man reportedly said the protrusion was his penis. 20-year-old Michael Phillips is a pool guard who resides in St. Petersburg. Just before 9:30 pm on March 6, Phillips was reportedly the passenger in a…
Cops Neutered Suspect’s Interstate Puppy Theft Scam
A man in Virginia was arrested for accusations of writing bad checks in several states on the East coast for the purchase of French bulldog puppies. In early February, a man in Miles Township who was selling two French bulldogs received a call from someone that identified themselves as a…
Men Faked Being Federal Agents to Avoid Donning Face Masks
Two men staying at a hotel in Southern Florida allegedly claimed they were U.S. marshals and said they would detain the staff if they insisted on harassing them over wearing face masks. Last week, 53-year-old Walter Wayne Brown Jr. and 81-year-old Gary Brummett were visiting the Wyndham Deerfield Beach Resort…
Florida Man Arrested for Godiva-Esque Protest
A reportedly bold protestor from Tampa is facing charges for an alleged pants-free protest in front of drivers on a street in Palm Harbor. 23-year-old Riley James Cushman is a Florida resident who has allegedly been fired up about fighting for civil rights. On the afternoon of February 8, Cushman…
Unmistakable Florida Man Tried to Use 911 as Taxi Service
A suspect with a forehead tattoo that strongly suggests he is a Florida man was arrested after allegedly abusing the 911 system by requesting rides for personal trips. 22-year-old Matthew Kyle Leatham hails from New Port Richey. He is employed as a cook in a local restaurant, and he has…