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Restaurant Cook Put Genitals in Food for Sexual Pleasure

A man in Texas who worked as a cook in a restaurant was allegedly caught sticking his genitals in food items, which reportedly led to the police finding his stash of child pornography. At the beginning of April, the manager at Kulture Restaurant in Houston notified the authorities about one…

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Suspect Attacked Ex for Mocking His Member

A man on probation for a gun-related conviction was arrested after his ex-girlfriend accused him of breaking into her home and assaulting her when she joked about the size of his penis. On August 29, a 42-year-old woman was texting her ex, who is also the father of her three…

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Man Arrested for Hanging Out in Front of Beachgoers 

The police reported that they collected conflicting statements from witnesses of a man who allegedly pulled his privates out of his bathing suit at the beach while staring at a woman nearby.  64-year-old Charles Hixon is a retiree who lives in Palm Harbor, Florida.  On the afternoon of May 24,…

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Man Denied Owning Drugs Wrapped Around His Penis 

When the police reportedly found a package of drugs wrapped around a man’s penis, he said it did not belong to him.  Early in the morning on December 18, 27-year-old Darius Owens was driving in Clearwater, Florida. It was reported that 34-year-old Patrick Florence, a resident of St. Petersburg, was riding in the front passenger seat.   At approximately 4:00 am, an…

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Burglar got Bestial during Repeat Visits to Horse Stable

A Florida man who was allegedly caught burglarizing a barn reportedly had sex with one of the housed horses on several occasions. 57-year-old Santiago Victoria reportedly works for a welding company in Vero Beach. The business parks its company vehicles close to a barn on a nearby personal property. A…

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Suspect got Shafted when Drugs Found in Penis

When a Florida man was being booked into the county jail for an unrelated offense, he was allegedly found with methamphetamine hidden in his foreskin. 30-year-old Shaft Bang Adams resides in Orlando, Florida. According to reports, the man has an extensive list of priors with more than 20 convictions for…

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Suspect told Cops Gun Bulge in Pants was his Penis

When police felt an object asserted to be a pistol in a suspect’s pants, the Florida man reportedly said the protrusion was his penis. 20-year-old Michael Phillips is a pool guard who resides in St. Petersburg. Just before 9:30 pm on March 6, Phillips was reportedly the passenger in a…

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Florida Man Arrested for Godiva-Esque Protest

A reportedly bold protestor from Tampa is facing charges for an alleged pants-free protest in front of drivers on a street in Palm Harbor. 23-year-old Riley James Cushman is a Florida resident who has allegedly been fired up about fighting for civil rights. On the afternoon of February 8, Cushman…

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Transport Officer Fed Inmate McDonald’s for Sex

While a sergeant with the Minnesota Department of Corrections was transporting an inmate, he allegedly stopped by a fast food restaurant and bought the woman a meal in exchange for oral sex. Randy Allen Beehler is a 53-year-old law enforcement officer in Minnesota. On September 30, Beehler was given the…

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Nurse Aide Sexually Battered Patient During Physical Exam

A man who was at the doctor for an exam has accused his attending nurse aide of attempting to perform oral sex upon him during the appointment. On September 17, a patient at the primary care physician’s office of Dr. Eduardo Palanca in Clearwater, Florida, was in an examination room…

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