A Florida man was caught with his pants down while he defecated upon the dead body of an opossum in the middle of rush hour traffic. According to reports, just before 5:30 PM on November 15, an officer from the Clearwater Police Department was on duty and driving down a…
A man in Southwest Florida was arrested for allegedly burglarizing a yacht and pooping off the side of the vessel, leaving a pile of excrement on the dock. Just before 5:30 AM on September 17, someone boarded a 40-foot yacht docked at the Laishley Park Marina in Punta Gorda without…
A Florida woman allegedly dumped a bucket of urine on her neighbor when she reportedly became aggravated by his chicken after it pooped on her back patio. 57-year-old Christine Terman resides in St. Petersburg in the Palm Haven Mobile Home Park. Around 10:00 PM on May 8, Terman and her…
A man is facing a legal mess after he allegedly walked over to his neighbor’s home while in the nude and relieved his bowels on the table on their porch. 54-year-old Kenneth Clark Carlyle lives in Clearwater, Florida. Late in the afternoon on March 4, Carlyle reportedly shed his clothes…
A woman’s hand was soiled when she grabbed a package in the freezer at a supermarket and made contact with excrement purported to be deposited there by another shopper. On the evening of September 12, a mother and her children were shopping at Oklahoma City’s Crest Foods. At the same…
When a woman was out for a stroll with her dog she allegedly became the target of an attack by a man with a water gun that he had filled with his own urine. On Saturday evening, a dog owner was walking with her furry companion when she was allegedly…
The authorities apprehended a suspect on Christmas Eve after the residents of a dwelling found a bag of feces that someone left burning on their doorstep. Early Monday morning when it was discovered that something on the front porch of a residence was on fire the occupants notified the authorities…