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Published on: October 31, 2019

Suspects Disguised Kilo of Meth as Tide Detergent

A pair from Clearwater, Florida, were arrested after they were pulled over for a traffic violation and allegedly found in possession of a kilo of meth inside a box of laundry detergent.

Around 2:30 pm on October 24, a Florida man and his female passenger were in a vehicle traveling down Interstate 10 when they were pulled over by Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office deputies for a possible violation of traffic laws.

When they approached the vehicle and made contact with the people inside, the deputies identified the driver as 35-year-old Ryan Davis from Clearwater.

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Published on: October 28, 2019

Police Chased Vaseline Covered Nude Man Through Mall

by Staycie R. Sena

Officers reportedly faced quite a challenge while trying to catch a slippery suspect who was allegedly naked, covered in Vaseline, and causing a scene in a Florida mall.

On Tuesday afternoon, the authorities were called to a mall in Southern Florida when a man was allegedly seen by patrons as he ran around, shiny and in the nude, yelling about his belief that Elizabeth Warren was trying to take all of his money through taxation.

Local officers dispatched to the shopping center and spotted the suspect, but when they tried to detain him they reportedly spent the next 45-minutes trying to get their hands on the man, who had allegedly covered his body with a liberal amount of Vaseline.

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Published on: October 24, 2019

Man in Target Used Stuffed Toys as Sex Partners

by Staycie R. Sena

A suspect in a Florida Target has been accused of destroying merchandise by allegedly using two plush toys, one of which from a Disney collection, to gratify himself sexually.

On Tuesday afternoon at the Target store in Pinellas Park, a man reportedly went to the section of the establishment where the stuffed animals are shelved.

The man allegedly proceeded to remove from the merchandise display a large stuffed unicorn, in addition to a plush snowman licensed by Disney in the image of Olaf from the movie Frozen.

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Published on: June 16, 2019

Arrest Deflates Pool Toy Predator’s Theft Spree

by Staycie R. Sena

A Florida man was arrested for allegedly stealing many inflatable pool toys over several months, presumably for his sexual pleasure.

During the past seven months, specific residents of Palm Bay reportedly found that their blow-up pool floats had disappeared on more than one occasion. Some of the screens at the homes were reportedly destroyed in order to gain access to the toys.

The authorities began to receive complaints, and over a dozen people reported the alleged thefts of their pool toys. The police posited that the suspect responsible had swiped a large amount of the inflatables based on the fact that most of the alleged victims did not log complaints until they had been stolen from a few times.

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