A man driving through Marion County with an allegedly poop-covered and unrestrained baby, two pit bulls, and drugs in the vehicle reportedly told the dogs to attack the deputies during his arrest. Early in the evening on July 27, the authorities received a call informing them that there was a…
A Florida man was caught with his pants down while he defecated upon the dead body of an opossum in the middle of rush hour traffic. According to reports, just before 5:30 PM on November 15, an officer from the Clearwater Police Department was on duty and driving down a…
A man in Southwest Florida was arrested for allegedly burglarizing a yacht and pooping off the side of the vessel, leaving a pile of excrement on the dock. Just before 5:30 AM on September 17, someone boarded a 40-foot yacht docked at the Laishley Park Marina in Punta Gorda without…
A Florida woman allegedly dumped a bucket of urine on her neighbor when she reportedly became aggravated by his chicken after it pooped on her back patio. 57-year-old Christine Terman resides in St. Petersburg in the Palm Haven Mobile Home Park. Around 10:00 PM on May 8, Terman and her…
A man is facing a legal mess after he allegedly walked over to his neighbor’s home while in the nude and relieved his bowels on the table on their porch. 54-year-old Kenneth Clark Carlyle lives in Clearwater, Florida. Late in the afternoon on March 4, Carlyle reportedly shed his clothes…
A woman’s hand was soiled when she grabbed a package in the freezer at a supermarket and made contact with excrement purported to be deposited there by another shopper. On the evening of September 12, a mother and her children were shopping at Oklahoma City’s Crest Foods. At the same…
When a woman was out for a stroll with her dog she allegedly became the target of an attack by a man with a water gun that he had filled with his own urine. On Saturday evening, a dog owner was walking with her furry companion when she was allegedly…
The authorities apprehended a suspect on Christmas Eve after the residents of a dwelling found a bag of feces that someone left burning on their doorstep. Early Monday morning when it was discovered that something on the front porch of a residence was on fire the occupants notified the authorities…