A Florida man was accused of using 911 without having a legitimate emergency when he reportedly called the number because his girlfriend wanted to eat Sour Patch Kids candy. 37-year-old Joshua Larson lives in Madeira Beach, Florida. Just before midnight on July 16, Larson was at his home with his…
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Man Posed as Trooper in Attempt to have Ex Arrested
A Florida man reportedly pretended he was a New York state trooper in an alleged attempt to have his ex-girlfriend arrested by reporting false claims about the woman. 37-year-old Claude Francis Tristram is from the Florida Keys. According to reports, Tristram had been in a relationship with a woman, and…
Florida Man Whacked Police Officer with Weiner
A Pascoe County man allegedly became angry and threw a hot dog at a police officer when they tried to stop him from selling the food after the time that his permit expired. 47-year-old Jason Stoll resides in New Port Richey, a 4.6 square mile section of the Tampa Bay…
Dad Swung Excavator at Cops During Son’s Arrest
When a father operating an excavator saw the police arresting his son, the man allegedly intentionally swung the machine at the officers in a purported attempt to prevent the detention. 24-year-old Brandon Tallman lives in Vermont. Wayne Tallman, 52, and 48-year-old Amy Tallman are Brandon’s parents. Wayne and Amy have…
Far-Right Pastor Blames Lack of Vitamin D for DUI Arrest
A far-right pastor in Montana who resigned from his church after being charged with DUI and weapons charges said his deficiency of Vitamin D was responsible for the situation. 40-year-old Jordan Daniel “J.D.” Hall was, until recently, the pastor at Fellowship Baptist Church in Sydney, Montana. Hall is notorious for…
Substitute Teacher Accused of Sex Crimes Against Students
A man who worked as a high school substitute teacher and track coach was arrested for several crimes after he allegedly bought alcohol for students and filmed them while they were engaging in sexual behavior. 20-year-old Peyton William Harris lives in Mifflintown, Pennsylvania. Starting in 2021, Harris was a substitute…
Hungry Snakes Left Woman Pantless at Borough Hall
A woman outside a Pennsylvania Borough Hall who was reportedly discovered nude from the waist down allegedly told the authorities that she had nothing to wear after snakes ate her pants. Gloria Harpel, 35, lives in Lansdale, Pennsylvania. It was reported that the woman has had several prior interactions with local…
Florida Man with Firearm Carjacked Street Sweeper
A teenager who reportedly had a gun allegedly stole a street sweeper in Daytona Beach and forced the police to chase him for several hours. 18-year-old Sterling Orlando Davis-Jones is from Jacksonville, Florida. He is currently on probation for grand theft, and it was reported that he has been involved…
Cops Rescued Gila Monster from DUI Suspect During Arrest
According to the authorities, a man suspected of driving under the influence was caught with a Gila monster in his vehicle, but he did not have a permit to legally possess the venomous lizard. On the evening of June 5, 37-year-old Brandon Denney was reportedly parked in a convenience store…
Rampaging Boyfriend Wrecked $5M Worth of Ancient Artifacts
A man who was reportedly angry with his girlfriend allegedly broke into the Dallas Museum of Art and destroyed artifacts dating back as far as the 6th Century with an estimated worth of $5M. Around 10:00 PM on May 1, a man reportedly used a metal chair to break into…