When the police reportedly found a package of drugs wrapped around a man’s penis, he said it did not belong to him. Early in the morning on December 18, 27-year-old Darius Owens was driving in Clearwater, Florida. It was reported that 34-year-old Patrick Florence, a resident of St. Petersburg, was riding in the front passenger seat. At approximately 4:00 am, an…
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Man Drove over Bridge Filled with Traffic at 136 MPH
A Florida man allegedly sped over a traffic-filled bridge at over 130 MPH while a child was a passenger in the vehicle. 19-year-old Eric Killins is from St. Petersburg. Early in the morning on November 11, Killins was reportedly driving around in a 2015 Infinity G37 with four people in…
Dog-Humping Florida Man Attacked Boyfriend
A man who was allegedly humping a dog was arrested after reportedly assaulting his boyfriend, who caught him in the act. 33-year-old John Miller lives in Milton with his 50-year-old longtime boyfriend. Miller’s significant other’s mom owns the residence. In the evening on November 11, Miller was at home when his boyfriend reportedly discovered him humping their dog. His boyfriend reportedly asked Miller…
Florida Man Wielding Finger Guns Robbed Waffle House
A Waffle House in Florida reported that a man attempted to rob the restaurant and used “finger guns” to intimidate the people in the establishment. On the evening of October 18, the Waffle House in Madison, Florida, reported that they experienced an attempted robbery during business hours. A man…
Burglar got Bestial during Repeat Visits to Horse Stable
A Florida man who was allegedly caught burglarizing a barn reportedly had sex with one of the housed horses on several occasions. 57-year-old Santiago Victoria reportedly works for a welding company in Vero Beach. The business parks its company vehicles close to a barn on a nearby personal property. A…
Florida Man Busted for “Medicinal” Methamphetamine
A man in Madeira Beach was reportedly found with a substance purported to be methamphetamine, and he allegedly told the authorities that it was his medicine. According to records, 46-year-old Matthew Cusumano is a transient staying in the Clearwater area in Florida. Just before 3:00 am on September 1, Cusumano…
Man Wearing “Gronk” Jersey Collared for Watch Thefts
The police accused a Florida man of swiping watches from Walmart because he was wearing the same Ron Gronkowski jersey that the suspect reportedly had on. On September 25, a Walmart in Largo, Florida reported that a shoplifter visited their store and stole watches. The authorities were notified, and officers…
Woman Nearly Kidnapped by Florida Man Named Sir Dangerous
A Florida man was accused of armed kidnapping after he allegedly terrorized a woman he knew and threatened her with a blade. On September 21, 27-year-old Sir Dangerous Lashawd London was at the Briarcrest Apartments in Winter Haven. The man was reportedly there with a woman that he knew, and…
Florida Man Taunted Officers by Twerking in the Rain
When the police were trying to detain a man in the middle of the street during a rainstorm, the suspect began to dance around and twerking in a purported attempt to mock and resist them. 57-year-old Richard Wolfe is from Crystal River, Florida. Around noon on September 7, Wolfe was…
Florida Man Bared Himself to Several Toll Collectors
A man from Central Florida allegedly drove naked through several toll plazas and inappropriately exposed himself to the toll collectors. 41-year-old Mark Anthony Fillyaw resides in St. Cloud, Florida. At 7:10 AM on August 29, Fillyaw allegedly drove through a toll plaza. The toll collector in the booth reported that…